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  Now you can vote with your taste buds. Check out Campaign Cola here. 

  Apparently, the mainstream media agreed to keep the visit to Harley Heaven secret, but someone grabbed a few quick shots. More on the visit here.

  Here's the first five, from National Review Online. Not sure exactly how many you need to be considered racist. 

  Paris, as in Paris Hilton.   After John McCain used her image in an attack ad on Barack Obama, comparing him to someone with style and no substance, little Paris has fought back.

  Yes, it really exists.

  John McCain's campaign is mocking Barack Obama's call for Americans to make sure their car tires are properly inflated to help improve gas mileage.   They are giving out tire gauges that say "Obama's energy plan."

  Bartenders across the country, and especially in Washington, D.C, are having a field day coming up with new drinks named after the various candidates and politicians.

  Nothing to see, just move along. The media is completely objective.

"After a quick meet-and-greet with King Abdullah, Obama was off to Israel, where he made a quick stop at the manger in Bethlehem where he was born." --Jon Stewart, on Barack Obama's Middle East trip

  Well, new in the sense it's provided by the Republican National Committee.   But if you need a few chuckles, you can check it out here.