McCain Offers Wife Up For Topless Beauty Pageant

  Figured that headline would get a few clicks.

  John McCain and his wife Cindy are visiting Harley-Heaven this week in Sturgis, South Dakota. One of the big events is the Miss Buffalo Chip beauty contest.

  Quote: Buffalo Chip has a reputation for that sort of thing. It holds a Miss Buffalo Chip contest every night, which is essentially a topless beauty pageant. And occasionally bottomless, too.

  And from the senator: "With a little luck, I told her she could be the first woman to ever serve as First Lady and Miss Buffalo Chip."

  Something tells me Cindy McCain will pass