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Letterman's Top 10 On Palin Debate Prep

Submitted by politicalWinters on Fri, 10/03/2008 - 1:54pm.

Letterman's Top 10 On Palin Debate Prep

  Here's David Letterman's Top 10 list of things overheard at Sarah Palin's Debate Prep.

   10. "Let's practice your bewildered silence"
9. "Can you try saying 'Yes' instead of 'You betcha'?"
8. "Hey, I can see Mexico from here!"
7. "Maybe we'll get lucky and there won't be any questions about Iraq, taxes, or health care"
6. "We're screwed!"
5. "Can I just use that lipstick-pit bull thing again?"
4. "We have to wrap it up for the day -- McCain eats dinner at 4:30"
3. "Can we get Congress to bail us out of this debate?"
2. "John Edwards wants to know if you'd like some private tutoring in his van"
1. "Any way we can just get Tina Fey to do it?"

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Letterman's top 10 on Palin Debate Prep (The truth)

Submitted by irabelon on Fri, 10/03/2008 - 11:10pm.

I am glad that I occasionally read Activote blogs because I don't know that LETTERMAN'S TV program exist..... I swear I never watch this guy. Somebody told me once that he is a LOUSY Comedian that you don't want to waste your time. 

I have a list for you as well. (Facts)

1. Why not tell the truth that Sarah Palin won the debate, she kicked Joe's Butt. 80% Sarah, 20% Joe.

2. Joe Biden was on defensive during the debate, and if he doesn't know the answer, he choose to lie. He lied that Barrack Obama will not sit down unconditionally with Iran, Syria, Venenzuela, Cuba and North Korea. " Obama said he would"

3. Sarah Palin said that Barrack Obama and Joe Biden's policy in Iraq is a failure, to wave a white flag of defeat.

4. During the Democratic primary debate, Joe Biden said that Barrack Obama is not qualified for President. " How can he be qualified now".

5. Sarah Palin said that Barrack Obama voted against the funding of the troops, Joe Biden said it was dangerous. "Why not., Barrack Obama does not have a clue because he doesn't have a military background"

6. Obama said during an interview, he doesn't have an idea that the protection of the unborn and new born babies is above his paygrade" What pay grade do you think, 4th grade?".

 7. Why did Barrack Obama join the one million man march? " Because he used drugs when he was a teenager, Marijuana and Cocaine. "The drugs still affecting his brain"

 8. Why Barrack Obama loves Rev. Jeremiah Wright, he was faithful with the Rev. for 20 years, then abandon him. (traitor). "Because Jerimiah Wright hates America. "He said "God@#$% America (filtered word).

9. Why Barrack Obamas's friends Tony Rezko and Bill Ayers had a very closed ties with him. "Because Bill Ayers is a un-repentant terrorist, and Tony Rezko is a convicted Real estate corruption.

10. Sarah Palin said, she and John McCain will stop the corruptions in Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac which is run by the Democrats. (Chris Dodd and Barney Frank). Scary, she is a maverick and tough.  She is coming. You can hide, but you can not run.

Prosecute the culprit and put them in JAIL where they belong. STOP BLAMING PRESIDENT BUSH AND THE REPUBLICANS who doen't have nothing to do with the facts concerning their failure. Your blame game doen't work.

Conclusions:

WE DEMAND THE RESIGNATION OF CHRIS DODD AND BARNEY FRANK AND THE CEO'S OF BERNIE MAE AND FREDDIE MAC TO BE PROSECUTED AND CONVICTED TO THE FULLEST EXTENT OF THE LAW.

WAY TO GO SARAH... GOOD JOB. YOU AND JOHN MCCAIN WILL CLEAN UP THEIR MESS SOON.

Adios,

Isir

 

 

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