How Obama Could Still Lose

  Slate magazine asked readers for examples of ways Barack Obama could still lose the Democratic nomination. And boy did they come up with some ideas, way, way out there ideas.

  Examples:

Obama will need to be photographed windsurfing … and then get eaten by a shark.—Stephen Defibaugh

The Clinton campaign digs up records in the National Archives proving that Hawaii was not a state at the time of Obama's birth, thereby making him ineligible.—Pamela Belyn

The Drudge Report uncovers shocking photographic evidence that Barack Obama and Osama Bin Laden were actually college roommates. … They depict Bin Laden doing keg stands while Obama stands to the side holding his turban and counting in Arabic.—Rudy Santelises