Democrats are touting their upcoming national convention as the "greenest" one yet.
They've ordered special organic meals, will use bio-diesel buses and even have special parking lots for hybrid cars.
Paris, as in Paris Hilton.
After John McCain used her image in an attack ad on Barack Obama, comparing him to someone with style and no substance, little Paris has fought back.
Figured that headline would get a few clicks.
John McCain and his wife Cindy are visiting Harley-Heaven this week in Sturgis, South Dakota. One of the big events is the Miss Buffalo Chip beauty contest.
John McCain's campaign is mocking Barack Obama's call for Americans to make sure their car tires are properly inflated to help improve gas mileage.
They are giving out tire gauges that say "Obama's energy plan."
"Barack Obama gave a speech in Germany and 200,000 people showed up. There were so many Germans shouting and screaming that France surrendered just in case." --Craig Ferguson